Post have been a little slow lately, so I thought I'd post a goofy pic.

A Double Agent!

Read this post first: A Hit Wo(man)

So I picked up my daughter last night from the babysitter's house. When I buckled my daughter into the car, she told me she got in trouble today. I asked why she got in trouble, and she said:

Because, I crush cereal!

Well, Bo, you're probably not supposed to do that.

*Starts Crying* You need to go beat her up Daddy!

(Then as a side note - as I was driving away she started freaking out, because I left my balls at the babysitter's house. I'm not too sure what that was about either.)

Shave?

<daughter>Daddy!  You need to cut your face off!
<daddy> What???
<daughter> You need to cut your face off!
<daddy> Why?
<duaghter> cause I don't like it...
Then proceeded to show me where.  She pointed mostly to my beard, but promised me that 'shaving my face' is not what she meant.

Hopefully this is a situation where my clever daughter, really just didn't know the right words to use.

huh?

So the other day my wife caught her trying to be a super hero -- apparently.

Hiring a Hit (wo)Man!?

So the babysitter just sent me the following text -- enjoy:

Boo was telling me a story (I'm gonna be honest I didn't catch most of it). The end concluded with her requesting I "have to beat him up." When I asked who, she responded, "my Daddy! You HAVE to beat him up!

I'm not exactly sure of what I did to have my daughter, at 2 years old, hire a hit man. :)

Dream?

So I had this dream last night -- It was of this mysterious hand giving me coins. One coin at a time. Soon I had too many in my hand, and they started falling from my hand. Then I went to get another coin, and the hand grabbed my arm and started pulling. I woke up to coins all over me and my daughter using my arm to get up onto bed.

My two questions:

1. Where did the change come from?
2. Why was she giving it to me?