JT on the Radio

Daughter: Is this Percy Jackson singing this song?

Daddy: no honey.

Daughter:  Is it Micheal Jackson?

Daddy:  How do you know the name Micheal Jackson?

Daughter:  He sings the song with the monsters dancing.  And Percy Jackson kills monsters.

3 Hour Trip

1)
Daughter: DADDY!
Daddy: Yes?
Daughter: Can we play 'Rocker, Paper, Snissors?'

2)
Daughter: DADDY!
Daddy: Yes?
Daughter: IT SMELLSA STINKY IN HERE!
Daddy: Yes it does!
Daughter:  I farted...hehehe

Grandparents Day

Grandma: What do you want for breakfast?
Daughter: Cereal.
* Cereal is prepared and delivered.
Daughter:  I want eggs.
Grandma:  Sorry, but you need to finish your cereal first, because that is what you asked for.
*Turns dramatically to grandpa
Daughter:  We have a awkward problem Grandpa.

4 AM Randomness

* 4 AM

Daughter:  Daddy, Daddy, DADDY!

Daddy:  Yes!  What's Wrong?!

Daughter:  I'm not wearing any pants!

Daddy:  ...ok...?  Why not?

Daughter:  I don't know!

Daddy:  Did you pee your bed?

Daughter: No, I have to pee right now!

Daddy:  Then go pee, get some pants on, and go to bed.

* I hear the bathroom door open.  Then a toilet flushes.  Then nothing for a min.  Then I hear foot steps in the hallway.  I looked up and she's standing in the doorway with the bathroom light at her back, staring at the living room.
Daddy:  Boo, everything ok?
Daughter:  Yep.