Conversation About Star Wars

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Daughter: My tummy hurts really bad!
Mommy: What's the matter?  Do you feel like you're going to get sick?
Daughter: No, I think it's the marble I ate.
Mommy: +Calls Doctor+
Doctor: Take her to the E.R.
+X-Rays show no sign of a marble+
Mommy: They said they didn't find a marble, when did you swallow it?
Daughter: Tonight.
Mommy: I don't understand.  Who was watching you when you ate it?
Daughter: Grandma.
Mommy: You haven't been to Grandma's in over a month!  Does your tummy even still hurt?
Daughter: Nope!

I Just Want to Win...

Daddy: Who wants a moped ride?
Both Kids: I do!
Daddy: Okay,  I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20.
Daughter: All numbers!
Daddy: No baby you have to pick one.
Daughter: Which one?
Daddy: Any number between 1 and 20.  As in, 1, 2... 19, 20.
Daughter: No Dad, which number will make me win!

Ninja Attribution

Setting: Sitting down for breakfast.
Daughter: Daddy, you're not a ninja.
Daddy: Alright!
Daughter: Daddy, I'm sorry, but I'm not a ninja either.
Daddy: Oh! Why not?
Daughter: Well, ninjas need to be able to do flip fronts and flip backs. And you can't do either of those.
Daddy: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Daughter: I only know one real ninja.
Daddy: Oh yeah? Who is that?
Daughter: ...me...