Scene: Daddy and daughter, driving back home. We were not talking about frogs.
Daughter: Daddy? Do frogs bite?
Daddy: No honey.
Daughter: We frogs do come in to the bathroom while I pee.
Daughter: And they pee on me.
Daughter: And the pee gets on my face.
Daughter: And it goes in my nose.
Daughter: And then it turns me into a boy.
Daughter: And then I'll get really old.
Daddy: umm...
Daughter: Is that crazy?
Daddy: ummm....
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