Frogs do what?

Scene:  Daddy and daughter, driving back home.  We were not talking about frogs.
Daughter:  Daddy?  Do frogs bite?
Daddy: No honey.
Daughter:  We frogs do come in to the bathroom while I pee.
Daughter:  And they pee on me.
Daughter:  And the pee gets on my face.
Daughter:  And it goes in my nose.
Daughter:  And then it turns me into a boy.
Daughter:  And then I'll get really old.
Daddy: umm...
Daughter:  Is that crazy?
Daddy:  ummm....

"hia" ?

Daddy: Time to spell your name! Say "S-O-P"
Daughter: S-O-P
Daddy: H-I-A
Daughter: H-I-A
*Repeated the process 5 more times.
Daddy: Ok, now your turn!  Spell your name!
*Silence
Daddy: Say, "S-O-P"
Daughter: S-O-P
Daddy: Now say the rest...
*Thinks and stutters for about 20 seconds...
Daughter: Rrrr....RIDE'EM COWBOY!

Qik - Soph Opening Presents by Toph01

This was my Daughter opening up her 'Peter'...  Sorry about the video quality and the sound - it's loud.  It's also really long.  She says the funny thing in the first few seconds anyway.

Hand me a Wipe?

I'm in the shower, just finished brushing my teeth.
Daughter: Can you give me a wipe daddy?
Daddy: Sure Honey, but why?
Daughter:  I have poop in my butt.
Daddy:  ah....Well let me check you then.
I checked, and saw no signs of any 'left overs'
Daddy:  Your all good.
Daughter:  Was there poop?
Daddy: No honey.  Why did you think there was?
Daughter: Cause it was on my finger when I checked.