Frogs do what?

Scene:  Daddy and daughter, driving back home.  We were not talking about frogs.
Daughter:  Daddy?  Do frogs bite?
Daddy: No honey.
Daughter:  We frogs do come in to the bathroom while I pee.
Daughter:  And they pee on me.
Daughter:  And the pee gets on my face.
Daughter:  And it goes in my nose.
Daughter:  And then it turns me into a boy.
Daughter:  And then I'll get really old.
Daddy: umm...
Daughter:  Is that crazy?
Daddy:  ummm....