The Beast Movie pt2

Scene Setter: Read this first!
We're watching the horrible 3rd sequel to Free Willy.  It features a pirate amusement park.

Daughter:  I like it when that guy gets in the pirate ship!
Daddy: Yeah that's funny, isn't it.
Daughter stops smiling turns to me:
Daughter: I said pirate ship...not Holy Sh#t.  Pirate ShiP.  Pirate SHIP!  Not Holy Sh##.
Daddy: Ok honey.  No need to clarify that.
Daughter:  I just want you to know I'm not saying the bad word.
Daddy: Mission accomplished.

Cute Stuff

Daughter: Dad, do snakes move faster, or turtles?
Daddy: um...snakes move faster.
Daughter: Oh, do snakes move faster than Cracker-diles?
Daddy: what's a crackerdile?