Daughter: My tummy hurts really bad!
Mommy: What's the matter? Do you feel like you're going to get sick?
Daughter: No, I think it's the marble I ate.
Mommy: +Calls Doctor+
Doctor: Take her to the E.R.
+X-Rays show no sign of a marble+
Mommy: They said they didn't find a marble, when did you swallow it?
Daughter: Tonight.
Mommy: I don't understand. Who was watching you when you ate it?
Daughter: Grandma.
Mommy: You haven't been to Grandma's in over a month! Does your tummy even still hurt?
Daughter: Nope!
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