Little Early?

Daughter: Daddy?  Can we start my driving lessons?

He-Man?

Daughter: I want to watch my favorite show!

Mommy: What show is that?

Daughter: ya know.  The one that says "By the power of grey balls!"

JT on the Radio

Daughter: Is this Percy Jackson singing this song?

Daddy: no honey.

Daughter:  Is it Micheal Jackson?

Daddy:  How do you know the name Micheal Jackson?

Daughter:  He sings the song with the monsters dancing.  And Percy Jackson kills monsters.

3 Hour Trip

1)
Daughter: DADDY!
Daddy: Yes?
Daughter: Can we play 'Rocker, Paper, Snissors?'

2)
Daughter: DADDY!
Daddy: Yes?
Daughter: IT SMELLSA STINKY IN HERE!
Daddy: Yes it does!
Daughter:  I farted...hehehe